HAPPY 5TH OF JULY

I GOT BANNED FROM CLUB PENGUIN CAUSE I SAID WHO WANTS TO GO BACK TO MY IGLOO FOR PENGUIN SEX

seriously

can’t a penguin get laid 

i sat on a sofa and said it was me and everyone waddled over like “omg” “you’re amazing”

and for a moment i felt like i had made it in the world of club penguin

Okay you all need to buy this like now, like really, now.

I’ve seen every movie Josh has been in and I can honestly say I have never ever seen a movie which shows how amazing his acting is like this movie does. This is probably now my favourite movie he has been in and not only does it really show his talent, but it was a really good movie with a great soundtrack and I really really want you all to watch it because it is perfect. He looks super adorable in it too and its just so good. I wish there was a way to tell Josh how much of a great job he did because his acting is just whrsgnkejdrf ugh okay i’ll shut up now I just want you all to buy it (here) okay it was really really worth the wait. 

Stanley Tucci could play every character in Catching Fire and be convincing in every role. 

and we’re on date 3 and he’s invited me to his house

I see where this is going, I see it

I think i’m getting good at all of this dirty talk on omegle

I want Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone to be best friends.

Remember that time Alexander Ludwig tried to start a singing career

You don’t know true failure until you’ve tried to shake your ass like beyonce

I pimped that fake nude of Josh

Jennifer Lawrence punched a woman for not knowing who she was and then proceeded to steal the unconscious ladies mobile phone 

remember when

or even that time when 

When period commercials show happy women in white jeans and short skirts dancing around smiling