JOSH IM SO PROUD OF YOU
i remember the first time i watched twilight and someone lent me the dvd
and i looped it on the bit where she fell down the stairs so it played over and over again and i had like tears streaming down my face and i couldnt breathe from laughing and it took me like an hour to watch the rest of the movie because i had to keep rewinding to watch it again
people i want to see at the TCA
- Josh Hutcherson
- Ryan Gosling
people i havent seen at the TCA
- Josh Hutcherson
- Ryan Gosling
How do men not spend their life buying glow in the dark condoms and meeting up to have light saber wars with their dicks because if I was a guy thats what I would do
In France i’m pretty sure I met my soulmate. She was really beautiful and served me in McDonalds and I didn’t understand what she was saying and she ended up giving me the wrong order but thats okay those things happen and when she was waiting for my burger to be ready a tall guy walked in and she said “je deteste ~something french~ petit” and laughed so I assumed she meant she hated being short and to be honest looking back i’m not even sure she was speaking to me but I said “J’adore la petit pois” because I don’t know why but i’ve always thought that meant “i love little people” and she sort of stared at me like I had special needs and gave me my burger and I never saw her again but its true love I swear
Today I convinced my sister that in France it’s against the law to wear tampons in swimming pools because a group of women wore them once and they soaked up so much water that they got weighed down and drowned.
Today I convinced my sister that it’s against the law to have a moustache in France unless it curls up at the sides
I was wondering why no one was impressed with my extensive range of french vocab at the end of my last post, and then I google translated it…
Oh well, I tried. It’s the thought that counts.
So today I was walking into town and an old man with like 3 teeth motioned at me to take my headphones out
and he stared at me and smiled and said “I just wanted to say..” and he looked sweet so I was like ~aw he’s going to tell me to have a nice day or something
and then he just shoved his face really close to mine and whispered “YOUR LEGS LOOK GREAT IN THOSE TIGHTS” and walked away chuckling omg
I have no time for people who don’t respect Josh or his families privacy - but reading this I imagined Joshs mum opening the door to the fans and Amanda standing in the hallway in a hoodie shouting “HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE” like in Mean Girls.
