oh you hate sam claflin as finnick okay come back to me next year when youre probably going to be running a blog about him and how perfect he is
so i was having a driving lesson today and my instructor told me to be gentle with the gear stick and treat it like a lady and i said “im sorry i cant do that” and he said “oh youre a girl who likes it rough then” and i swear i almost crashed
Tom Daley should play Finnick. I reckon he’d be so good, he can make Finnick sassy like, “hey katniss - whoops there goes my pants”
Okay so last year we were playing truths and a guy at my school was playing and he got asked when he got his first blowjob and he said that he woke up one morning and his dog was licking his dick and it felt good so he let him carry on until he came and that was the first blow job he got and he looked like he was really proud of himself and we all just stared at him like
This is the song i’m going to have my first dance to at my wedding if I get married. It’s got me through some tough times and the lyrics mean a lot to me, I can’t help but cry at the the meaning behind them and how they can change a person, it saved my life.
does everyone remember when i said that the human centipede was a heartwarming story about a centipede who desperately wanted to be a human and had little shoes made for it, and then lots of people watched it online and came crying to my ask like “wHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME”
remember that time josh hutcherson was in a really successful movie
and moved into a really expensive house which ellen and heath ledger once lived in
and then turned up at an awards show looking homeless
josh looks like he’s just been out casually shopping and remembered half way through picking some cheese he had 5 minutes to get to the awards so didnt get time to change
